it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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