Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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