I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
