Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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