Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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