I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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