8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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