I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Randomize
