there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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