How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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