at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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