I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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