i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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