Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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