That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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