Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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