Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize