i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
there is glitter all over my balls
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