hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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