I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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