I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
NoShamevember. You game?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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