Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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