5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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