Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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