i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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