He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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