My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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