Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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