I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize