she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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