Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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