..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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