So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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