i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
