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(865): View more from Tennessee

Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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(804): View more from Virginia

also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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(757): View more from Virginia

He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.

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(702): View more from Nevada

good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically

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(+61): View more from Australia

it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid

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