that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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