spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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