i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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