I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
What a fucking waste of an outfit
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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