How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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