i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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