Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it's great music for shaving your balls
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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