We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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