you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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