So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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