To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
