we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
how do you play pong handcuffed?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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