Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
bring money and cleavage
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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