I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
how can u be prego again
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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