the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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