idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
