OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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